Okay, so there I was, diving back into the quirky depths of Oblivion—yes, that game again! Can’t get enough of it, apparently. Ever feel like just wandering off and doing whatever, rather than saving the world? Oblivion Remastered has this wild new thing going on. It’s called the Dark Brotherhood—Infinitum. Seriously, they piled on 100 targets for you to take out, in case you want to live that assassin life like it’s an everyday chore.
Oddly, this whole deal lets you be the, uh, “hunter” rather than the hero on the run. You know the type, head down, hoping the mod creators don’t make your life a hellscape. And anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Sithis himself would likely nod in approval. ColdTyrant’s crafted quests let you dive deep into the not-so-light side. Evil? Maybe. Fun? Heck yeah.
So here’s what’s up: you’ve got all these new NPCs to off, ’cause apparently, murdering the locals one by one isn’t sustainable. Head over to the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. There, Creeper—yes, the creepy little scamp—hands out missions right and left. Does anyone else find that oddly charming?
Things take a twist with rewards—500 gold sounds like a decent day’s work, right? But it gets better, or weirder. You also snag these Dark Tokens. It’s like a medieval gacha game. Spin the wheel, score a sword or some shiny bauble. Felt like they were targeting my coworkers who’ve braved the dreaded gacha grind more than once—seriously, hats off to those folks.
Anyway, if you’re looking to roll the dice or, I dunno, just unleash chaos, you gotta grab the whole rigmarole—Oblivion Remastered’s special additives or something. But before I forget, there’s more juicy stuff in our coverage of Oblivion Remastered. It’s got tales of modding magic, even an interview with some mastermind who bent the game to their will a day post-launch.
Why am I still rambling? Who knows. Oblivigacha, anyone?
