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Alright, so here we go. May 13 rolls around and Raven Software drops this update for Call of Duty: Warzone. I mean, who doesn’t need a little glitch fixing and event extension, right? So, this High Art event — yeah, it’s going on until May 22. And I get it, maybe you are super hyped for more rewards. Or not. Who am I to judge?
Anyway, this update tackles some annoying stuff like how aiming down sights was wonky sometimes. Ever try crouching and then your aim is just… off? Yeah, that.
Rewind a bit to Season 3 Reloaded — they tossed in some new things. Like, Verdansk got its cool train station open. Oh, and there’s a motorbike from Rebirth Island. Does anyone else feel like they’re mixing up everything? I dig it.
High Art kicked off with all these Event Pass goodies. “Fired Up” operator skin, something from Seth Rogen (did he approve this?), Double XP Tokens. You get the idea. If you’re not into it, well, I guess there’s always next season.
But, wait a second. Fast forward to May 13 again. They say, “We’re pushing the High Art end date to May 22 at 10 a.m. PT.” Was this planned? Eh, who knows. Gives folks more time, though. Finish your event pass, snag those rewards. Ladra Submachine Gun and some Goblin Mk2 thing. Weapons with crazy names that sound cool. Maybe.
And about those pesky bugs — aim got fixed, they say. Ranked Play tweaks too! Restock knocking out Fire Sale in circle 3 and emotes banned again. Were emotes even a thing? Apparently, yes.
Oh, revive times also got a tweak. Some glitch where it took forever. I felt that pain. Operator voice lines running wild without cooldowns? They fixed that too. Thank goodness.
Ah, the “How Prestige Works” button in the Prestige menu was MIA. Isn’t it always something? Anyway, long story short, they tackled it.
So there you have it. That chaotic world where Warzone updates exist. What’s next? A zombie in the Gulag or something, probably. Gotta love these surprises.