Sure thing, here’s a quirky take for you:
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Okay, I gotta say it right off the bat—hopefully, we’re getting something juicier than that December to Dismember fiasco. What was that even? Anyway, back to the point. WWE and the Switch 2, yeah? Pretty wild stuff.
So, here’s the scoop: WWE is diving into the Switch 2’s ring (or squared circle if you wanna get all technical) in, like, a few weeks. Not kidding. Preorders are open as of today. And you know what? It’s the first time since—wait for it—2017 that WWE’s throwing a game onto a Nintendo console. Who would’ve thought? WWE 2K25 hits on July 23. Mark the date, or don’t; I’m not your calendar.
Guess what? Three snazzy versions! The standard one’s going for $69.99. Yeah, right? But hold up, there’s more. The “Deadman” edition! $99.99, and it’s got The Undertaker all over it. I mean, who isn’t a fan of that dude? And then there’s this “Bloodline” edition for a cool $129.99. All about Roman Reigns and his “Bloodline” crew. Future Akuma vibes? Probably. It’s like they own the WWE stage these days. Or maybe that’s just me.
And, oh boy, over 300 wrestlers, or competitors, or whatever you call them. Across, like, the big three brands: Raw, Smackdown, and NXT. There’s even some new “Island” mode. What’s that about? Beats me, but it sounds kinda exotic, right? Anyway, that’s where we’re at. Keep your eyes peeled or something.