Alright, here we go. Brace yourself for a wild ride through this messy yet relatable realm of weekend deals. So, um, yeah, let’s kick this off.
Hey there! Okay, so it’s Saturday, July 5—time to jump on those deals before they vanish like my motivation to work out (seriously, why does it always disappear?). Anyway—wait, no, hold up—let’s dive into the deals!
Samsung Gaming Monitors: Big Savings Await or Something
So, I’ve gotta mention these Samsung gaming monitors on sale. The 32" Odyssey G8, with that QD-OLED stuff, is perfect if you’re into rich colors or truly dark blacks. It’s $900 off—I’m not even kidding. Maybe you’re like, "Why do I need that?" but trust me, your gaming corner will look like a command center. The other beastly beauty, the 49" G9 Curved OLED—mind-blowing visuals, and it’s $999.99 for a limited time. Bet that sounds huge and overwhelming, right?
Crucial T500 2TB SSD: Save Space, Save Cash
Quick shift over to SSDs. The Crucial T500 2TB Gen4 is going for $124.99. Need more storage for your PS5 or PC? Yeah, we all hunger for more space, like that last piece of pizza at a party. This SSD’s got you covered with speeds that sound impressive—like 7,400/7,000MB/s. Numbers that high aren’t just for show, you know.
Assassin’s Creed Shadows: A Steal at $49.99?
Right, so if anything screams "Play for hours without feeling guilty," it’s Assassin’s Creed Shadows. Fork over $49.99 and dive into its world. The review’s 8/10, like, not perfect but darn close. Anyway, it’s been the buzz of many a gaming night.
Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition: Catch Up Before the New One Lands
Let’s swerve into Borderlands 3 territory. The Ultimate Edition on Switch is a neat $17.97. That’s cheaper than ordering in dinner. Comes packed with base game and a bunch of chaos like "Moxxi’s Heist" and "Designer’s Cut." Perfect if, like me, you always miss the main story because you’re sidetracked by side quests.
Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide: Seriously, Everything You Need
And for those lost in the gaming universe, there’s a guide—a real physical book! The Metaphor: ReFantazio guide at $43.56 is your 600-page savior. Who even knew guides could be this thick? It’s like one of those multi-tool gadgets you take camping—you won’t need another.
Steam Summer Sale: It’s Sizzling Hot, or Something
The Steam Summer Sale’s fading fast. Grab PC RPGs (hello, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth!) while they’re still cheap. Name a big title, and you’ve probably daydreamed about this sale. Big bargains, big feels.
Donkey Kong Bananza: Save Your Pennies for This
Almost forgot—Donkey Kong Bananza. Honestly, that Direct a while back just hit a sweet spot. DK’s back, dragging a young Pauline on a planet-hopping adventure, but like, don’t picture them space-suited out. More like jungle chic. Pre-order now, or risk missing out on day one drama. Amazon’s top-seller, apparently.
So, there you have it. This little jumble of an article is your map to not missing out on techie goodness this weekend. Navigate those deals or, you know, let them float by like a lost balloon. Your call.
