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Okay, so picture this: you’re scrolling for those elusive Switch 2 game updates, thinking they’re hiding under some rock. But nope, they’re chillin’ in 2089 Japan with this wild ride called Full Metal Schoolgirl. I mean, seriously, you’ve got D3Publisher rolling up saying, “Surprise! It’s here on October 23rd.” Bet you didn’t see that coming, huh?
Let’s talk Yuke’s for a second. You know them—they did EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. Now they’re back with this, um, “action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Yeah, the trailer practically screams it.
Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the press release. Let’s soak that in:
Picture 2089, a Japan where Meternal Jobz runs the show. This mega-corp’s got these creepy zombie cyborgs—“Working Dead”—who just never. stop. working. Our hero? A fully-loaded cyborg schoolgirl bent on revenge. She’s climbing this 100-story tower, taking down undead pencil pushers and the big bad CEO. Think Amazon vs. zombies but, like, with more style. Wild, right?
“This game’s all about rebellion,” Nobuyuki Okajima from D3Publisher says, dropping some wisdom. It’s basically a punch to capitalism’s face, sprinkled with bullets and viewer love from livestreams. Gotta love the irony, am I right?
So here’s the deal in Full Metal Schoolgirl:
– You’re this cyborg schoolgirl—yes, really—loaded with cutting-edge weapons. Your mission? Bust into Meternal Jobz, gun blazing, taking down those relentless “Working Dead.”
– There’s this skyscraper—100 stories—where layouts change like, every time. New runs, new puzzles, weird traps, and of course, the evil CEO waiting at the top. It’s nuts.
– Oh, and you can livestream your battles because, you know, the internet’s good for something. Fans cheer you on, donate, and suddenly, you’ve got funds for upgrades. Even in total chaos, they’ve got your back. Who knew?
Pre-orders? Not a thing yet for Switch 2. But hey, the official site’s got more deets if you’re curious. Hop on it. But wait—does anyone actually read these press releases to the end? Maybe it’s just me. Anyway.
