Here’s the thing: You ever felt like you’re juggling cats while on a unicycle? That’s kinda how this new VMP SMG hits you. It’s got that nimble feel, fast as a caffeinated squirrel, and it spits out bullets like it’s ticked off — big ol’ magazine and all. Though, kinda kicks back like it suddenly has a mind of its own. And hey, maybe you’re into chucking stuff. There’s a new skin for the Combat Axe, so it looks all snazzy when you’re hurling it. Oh, and free tier goodies? Yep, got those — like skins, some fancy Weapon Blueprints, and Vault Coins tossed into the mix.
Alright, where was I? Aha! Premium Pass stuff. Okay, so coughing up some dough for this pass gets you into the whole Primal Reckoning scene. Think hunters — Gustavo’s got some mean vibes, then there’s Lazarus, American Bulldog with… tentacles? Weird. Kitsune’s got her Blue Line Optic, too. Anyway — weapons! You got names like Koshka — Snow Leopard and ASM10 — Birds of Prey, which sounds like titles from a B-movie that’s way too fun.
Then, there’s this Battle Pass Subscription deal. Kinda feels like the subscription box trend but, you know, in a shooty game. It’s got this 10% XP boost jazz, spiffy Baker — Cobra Hunter skin, and a Snake Backpack. Yep, seriously, snakes all around.
Oh! Can’t forget about the Season 5 Challenge Pass. It’s like a to-do list, but for earning fancypants stuff like Smoke Grenade reskins and skins that are so ‘epic’ you almost hear a drumroll when you unlock them. And get this — Secret Caches! They overhauled those with a shiny new AK-47. Sounds like a few steps shy of legal in the real world. Universal Shards, too? Basically, the Swiss Army knife of game loot.
And while you’re out there, drop by the in-game Events tab. Missions, more loot, the whole shebang. They stuck it right in the main menu like it’s super important.
So yeah, buckle up, game on, and maybe don’t spill your coffee on the keyboard while you’re at it.
