Oh boy, where do I even start with this? So, like, every freaking week, Sony’s dumping a bunch of stuff on us PlayStation fans. PS4, PS5, VR – you name it, they’ve got the goods. And yeah, I guess you’re here for some sort of update? I’ll do my best, but don’t hold your breath for perfection.
North American Update
May’s PS Plus Lineup (or whatever they’re calling it)
- ARK: Survival Extended – PS4/PS5
- Balatro – PS4/PS5
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun – PS4/PS5
Monumental, right? Or maybe not – depends on who you ask, I guess.
New Games on PS4 & PS5
So many new titles, it’s like… a buffet? Here we go:
- Aidan In Danger – Who’s Aidan? Why’s he in danger? Your guess is as good as mine.
- Amazing Weekend 2 – Because, apparently, we needed a sequel to an amazing weekend.
- Arcade Archives RYUKYU – Sounds arcade-y. Nostalgia trip, maybe?
- ASTBALL – No clue what this is. Balls in space?
And, oh man, there’s more. I’m not even halfway through yet. Like, Blades of Fire sounds intense, but Boomerang King? I’m imagining those boomerangs that never come back and just hit someone… terribly off the mark.
Curious things like Duck Detective grab my attention. Is it ducks solving mysteries, or solving mysteries about ducks? Conundrums.
Anyway, this list is looonng. There’s a game called Ice Cream Super Stacking Slot Machine. Try saying that three times fast. Sounds like they threw darts at a dictionary.
Then there’s weirdly named stuff like TRALALERO TRALALA BACKROOMS POOLS that just makes me scratch my head. I mean, who decides on these names?
All right, before I go chasing another rabbit hole — there’s more gaming goodness (or chaos) waiting. You’re not gonna want to skip that European update either… or, you know, maybe you will. That’s all up to you, friend.
