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Oh geez, so what’s up with the Nintendo eShop this week? It’s a whirlwind, really. You’ve got Fantasy Life i finally dropping, retro gems, and whispers about the new Switch 2. You know, that kind of chaos that makes my gaming heart do a little happy dance. Or maybe it just gives me a headache. Who knows.
So Fantasy Life i—man, it’s like it stumbled in fashionably late. Delays, teasers… the whole shebang. But it’s here, and it’s just brimming with stuff to do. Fourteen life roles, for crying out loud. It’s like they want me to never leave my couch again. Build towns, time travel, play with friends. It’s a whole thing. Thinking about it makes me wanna dive in right now, but of course, there’s more stuff happening.
Switch gears to music (literally), Nintendo’s adding the Kid Icarus soundtrack to their streaming service. That was kind of unexpected. Two versions of it, too—Famicom and NES. Why do I feel like I’m floating down memory lane with pixelated wings? Video game nostalgia is real, man.
Then they’re unleashing Killer Instinct Gold for Nintendo Switch Online. Classic fighter action, and hey, I tried it last week—my thumbs still hurt. Seriously, that game doesn’t mess around. Combos and chaos everywhere; if you’ve never played, well, buckle up. Nostalgia overload incoming.
Hold up, there’s more. Switch 2 is a week away. A WEEK. Pre-orders are popping up like weeds in my garden, except, like, good weeds? Anyway, we’re talking Hitman and some other fancy-soundin’ games—Kunitsu-Gami and Survival Kids. Hitman’s gonna make us all feel like elite stealth masters. Or maybe I’ll just bumble through it. Gotta love that digital sneaking.
Meanwhile, my old faithful Switch 1 has a lineup ready too. Games like Please, Don’t Touch the Artwork 2 are on my list. There’s so much, honestly, I just wanna lay around and explore these worlds until my eyeballs fall out.
Oh, and if you’re into soundtracks, we’ve got the epic tunes from Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment coming up. They say it’ll take us back in time to wars we never knew about. A bit grim, but cool?
Animal Crossing fans! Wake up to the soothing sounds and sights of island life with their new alarm update. Beats my usual barrage of phone beeps.
I don’t even know how to wrap this up. So many things, so little time. Till next week, I guess—keep your thumbs steady and your consoles ready!
