AMD Launches EPYC 4005 Series Workstation CPUs with Up to 16 Zen 5 Cores and Impressive Performance

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Okay, so, AMD just rolled out their big guns, the EPYC 4005 server CPUs. Pretty sure they’re calling them “Grado” or something. Meant for businesses that are trying not to sink in tech chaos. Anyway—oh, yeah—it’s a game of “who’s got the better tech” with Intel’s 6th-Gen Xeon.

Picture this: a boardroom where someone flips out a pair of these processors like a card trick. Right? Kinda epic. AMD’s talking a big game, all about performance and making life easier for business folks who’ve got, like, budgets and timelines tighter than a pair of old jeans.

I read somewhere (or did I dream this?) that their EPYC 4005 can pretty much thrash the Intel Xeon 6300P. By, like, what? 1.83 times? It’s wild. The folks who test this stuff—Phoronix, I think—have that whole CPU smackdown data.

Why am I not surprised when Derek Dicker—yep, that’s a real name—VP over at AMD, pops up saying they’re all about balancing power, simplicity, and “don’t drain your wallet”? Makes sense. Businesses just want things to work. Nobody’s got time for tech headaches or fancy complications. And hey, AMD seems to get that.

There’s this list of big names who’ve jumped on the EPYC bandwagon: Lenovo, Gigabyte, MSI… What is it with tech companies and their Latin-sounding names?

Ah, the details—nearly forgot. Here’s some juicy stuff: the 4565P with 16 cores, and a clock speed that sounds like it’s revving to go. And since prices matter—$589 seems like a deal on paper. Maybe it’s just me, but wouldn’t a few extra bucks be worth nailing down complicated cloud services?

Did you notice how Lenovo wants to get in on the action too? Talking about AI like it’s a new frontier. Are they excited or just joining the hype train? Either way, small businesses are getting the spotlight. Preparing for the AI “era.” Whatever that means.

Sorry if I’m bouncing around topics like a hyperactive rabbit. I think there was another image—servers probably looking all shiny and cool—but that’s about where this brain of mine shuts down.

Anyway, that’s my ramble on AMD’s latest. Makes you wonder where tech’s going next, doesn’t it?

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