Oh boy, it’s the weekend! I honestly couldn’t wait. Isn’t it funny how the concept of time makes weekends doubly exciting? Anyway, deals. Deals for May 3. Not just any deals—these are the ones I’d chase down like a cat who lost its favorite toy under the couch. Seriously.
### Monster Hunter Wilds: $54.99
So, Monster Hunter Wilds. Under 55 bucks at Woot? Yes, please. Still one of those big games this year. You know, where you charge around hunting monsters—duh. They say it’s beginner-friendly. Focus Mode or something. Our 8/10 review said it smooths rough corners. Fun, maybe too chill? I don’t know, but fun’s good, right?
### iPad 11th Gen: $299
Oh, and the iPad! Save $50 on the 11th Gen. Rocks that A16, whatever that means for techy folks. Apple Pencil, magic keyboard, yadda yadda. Fits well in the workspace chaos of my desk. Imagine the coffee rings it could accumulate. Thrilling.
### Ghost of Yotei Pre-order
Ghost of Yotei. Yep, pre-order at Amazon. Sounds intense. Set in 1603 Hokkaido. Atsu’s looking for revenge—classic tale, right? Doesn’t it remind you of Ghost of Tsushima? Or am I just rambling again?
### Visions of Mana: $34.99
Now, Visions of Mana. On sale, first time this weekend. Almost two decades since a new Mana game. I mean, was anyone keeping track? Multi-layered class systems or something. 8/10 review. Whatever that means, I’m intrigued. Aren’t you?
### Xbox Series X: $479.99
Wild news! Xbox Series X price hike—$599.99. Just let that sink in. But you can snag one for $479.99. Not forever, though. At least until Amazon changes its mind. Snap it up before it plays hard-to-get.
### LEGO Star Wars: $10
Now here’s nostalgia: LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga. PS4 version, $10 at Amazon. A LEGO smorgasbord of characters to collect. Nine films, wow. I mean, are you as geeked as I am?
### Super Mario Party Jamboree: $44.99
Okay, Super Mario Party Jamboree. Just $44.99 at Woot. Nintendo Switch 2 version lurking at $79.99 later, but let’s save cash now. Upgrade schmupgrade—grab it before logic sets in.
And, um, that’s the lineup for the must-have deals—chaotic, unfiltered, maybe helpful? Or perhaps I’ve led you astray. Either way, happy hunting, folks!
