GTA 6 Trailer 2 is Out: When Can We Expect Trailer 3? Here’s Our Take

Alright, here we go — no laughing at words, okay? Seriously.

So, we might’ve gotten that second trailer finally. Spent months staring at the moon like some loony. Electrocuted Nintendo’s nipples… metaphorically speaking. Anyway, got a load of screenshots and character bios that are now my obsession. Probably more intense than Trevor Phillips when he’s on a mission. But no, it’s never enough. GTA 6 isn’t landing till May 2026? Makes me feel like I’m in some bunker, waiting this out, trying to sniff out clues for trailer number three.

People say, “Two trailers, plenty of info, calm down!” But do I listen? Nah. There’s always more when it’s a huge game launch. It’s like the excitement when Constantinople was a big deal or something. GTA 5 had three main folks. So did GTA 4 if you count DLCs. Rockstar loves their magical threes.

And here I am, rewatching trailer two for about the gazillionth time. Always in this weird voice mix of every GTA hero, wondering if there’s a hint for a third trailer. GTA 6 trailer two kicks off with a laugh — not funny Rockstar, but here I am giggling for too long like a loyal nerd.

There’s this raccoon popping out of a bin — natural obsession with critter mating seasons kicks in. Could this mean something? Like, when trailer three bounces into our lives? Anyway — who knows.

Jason Duval. No shirt. I’m like, seriously counting the hairs on this dude — respectfully, obviously. Maybe math can help if I measure the screen — spoiler: it doesn’t. Turns out? Too distracting. Jason’s got a shirt again, thank goodness. Robbing a store, there’s a register number. Upside down, no less. What can I say? Love dialing numbers I find scrawled in random places. But nah, phone’s dead — sacrificed my bills for GTA+ subscriptions. Bad math leads me to think August 2025 for trailer three. Is that nuts? Possibly. But oh, the moon phases — saved by the waxing gibbous! Thank the cosmos for patterns.

Then Rockstar’s doing its thing — confusion city. There’s an exit three on a freeway sign. Is this trailer three again playing tricks?

And here’s a shop sign — billionaire every week prediction. Couldn’t handle it. We’d expire from GTA anticipation, drooling lunatics matching the series’ chaotic spirit.

Lucia Caminos. Oh boy, ‘Hot Together’ starts blasting. Pointer Sisters, literally. I mean, their album’s the 12th, 8th gig with some producer. June 24th connection? Maybe. I don’t stop to think much longer. Trailer runs, Lucia’s doing her thing on screen. It’s a moment.

THREE times she sashays before camera moves. It’s a sign, right? Jason even chimes in with “We’re doing it right.”

Oh, and there’s more noise. Threes keep creeping in. Bae-Luxe yells three times, fingers all up in the air. Vice City cries out, three words there too. Cal Hampton, well, doing something three times too. Wants trailer three before anyone else? Who knows.

Too much info, too little sanity. I scroll past screenshots and bios until I hit Lucia again. Oh, poetic prophecies, she’s got ‘em.

Cal Hampton snooping at home. Beer, browser tabs, three-letter name — just wild. Confirms — yup — internet truths are crazy.