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Okay, so here’s the scoop, and I swear I’m not making this up. Fortnite might be getting pets soon—yeah, you heard me. Pets. Like little buddies in the game. This comes from some leaky source (seriously, who are these leakers?) who’s saying that Epic Games is doing its thing again, mixing up the Fortnite world.
And, oh man, this whole Star Wars thing they rolled out recently? Absolutely epic, pun totally intended. Imagine a whole mini-season—and by “mini,” I mean it’s packed with stuff, like a galaxy far, far away just landed in your backyard. Kind of makes your head spin.
Epic’s always all about tweaking things, right? Just pulled out Wall Kicks and Roll Landings (say goodbye, my friends) from the main modes. But hey, if you loved parkour or whatever, you’re still good. Creators didn’t lose anything there, which is honestly a bit surprising. These moves just launched with Chapter 6 Season 1. December 2025 feels like ages ago, right? It’s like you blink, and Fortnite’s a whole new beast.
Anyway—wait, where was I? Oh yeah, on the whole movement thing, Epic says they’re learning from Wall Kicks and Roll Landings. Take notes, future updates! Zero Build folks seem all over the place about this, some happy, some not—like, does it feel incomplete now? Maybe. Maybe not. Who’s to say?
Back to pets. So ShiinaBR (another one of those sneaky leakers) dropped on Twitter that companions might be joining the battle royale. It’s like we’re in a Fortnite zoo soon, who knows? There’s chatter about how they’ll work. Someone somewhere said they won’t just hang off your avatar anymore but follow you around. Picture that for a minute. What does that even look like in a fight? A dancing pet beside you? Wild!
And oh, the excitement. People apparently loved the doggies as back blings. Who wouldn’t? But then, some folks are like, “Nah, too much visual noise when I’m trying to shoot.” A valid point, I guess? Also, the question on everyone’s lips—how much will these little buddies set us back? Fortnite Kicks isn’t cheap, and yet, here we are, contemplating new expenses. The leakers are mum on prices. Us peasants can only wonder. Way to keep us on our toes, Fortnite!
Everyone’s buzzing, though, with this and the new season—we’re all kind of optimistically skeptical, if that makes sense. Here’s hoping the future of Fortnite is as chaotic and colorful as the past!
And I guess that’s a wrap—sort of. I think.
