OFF, the Beloved Cult Classic RPG, Announces Nintendo Switch Release Date

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So, let me tell ya—Fangamer and Mortis Ghost just dropped the bomb that OFF, their weird-as-it-gets RPG, is hitting the Nintendo Switch. Seriously, mark your calendar for August 21, 2025. Get ready for things to get, well, bizarre.

What’s the deal with OFF? Oh man, imagine being the Batter (yeah, that’s you), and this cat—The Judge, who grins like there’s a joke you’re not in on—guides you through this eerie black-and-white world. Everything’s kinda spooky, filled with spectres you gotta “purify.” Honestly, feels like some acid trip dream… if I knew what that was like.

This isn’t just a copy-paste of the old game. Nope. They gave it a fresh English makeover, tossed in a new battle system that’s supposed to be a game-changer (whatever that means), and even sprinkled in new zones and secret bosses. Mortis Ghost himself cooked up some new areas too. So, there’s definitely gonna be stuff we haven’t seen before.

Oh, check this—part of your adventure includes a rollercoaster that’s so nerve-wracking you might just chicken out, a library where some bandit’s filching pages like it’s a sport, and a mall you can’t seem to break free from. Sounds like an escape room enthusiast’s fever dream, right?

Don’t even ask me how you’re supposed to purify these “Queen’s Zones.” But somehow, once you do, everyone just goes back to their daily grind. What a world.

And hey, if you’re into collecting, a physical edition’s dropping later in 2025 too. So, try to hold onto your patience—it’s gonna be worth it, I think. Or not. We’ll see when it’s out, right?

Anyway—hang on, lost my train of thought. Yeah, so, that’s the scoop. Keep an eye on the Nintendo eShop or whatever digital hole you snag your games from. It’s gonna be a ride.